Question

preciso de um texto de inglês com utilização do verb to be

Answer 1

"I broke my dreamcast of bobeira, my name is Leonan I'm 13, it seems    It's a joke, but it's the truth, it all started when I was playing.    Craxy Taxi pirate spent some time went to change the cd so I turned off the    I dreamcast took the crazy taxi and left the cover open (my mistake) to    Put the boot cd, but then the people at home decided to leave so I stayed    Alone at home, painted that desire to play sonfona, my dreamcast    It's on the same computer desk, so I turned the mic on a page    (I saw in this forum ...) and there, in front of the micro vcs you know, right ...    I could not hold on but as I was in front of the    Computer to not dirty the monitor and keyboard my reflex was to turn    To the left just where was my dreamcast with the lid    Open (**** bad luck) ... that's right guys ... EJACULEI IN MY    DREAMCAST ... laugh at this guy with no luck, I do not know if I laugh or cry, the lens    All dirty, I cleaned as much as I could but on top of the lens the goo dried now    What do I do? I did everything to win this dreamcast does not have a    Right month and already spoiled my mother will kill me when she finds out that she    Paid 750 reias and I already broke, is still in guarantee but what I say    Pro shop guy? How do I clean the lens now? Help me out    favor ! I never masturbate in my life! "